Only in Ireland

You know you're in Ireland when...

10. you wait in line for everything!

9. young Irish lads ask if its true that American girls are easy.

8. you go to a University thats owned by a Queen and down the street from a castle.

7. you have to be concerned about whether the cobblestones will tear up your heels.

6. Gerry Adams is compared to Gandhi.

5. alcohol is essential at all school functions.

4. your sports teams have more parties a week than practices.

3. people can say my last name properly and can tell by looking at me that I have Cork connections.

2. you have a cultural monument that looks like a syringe and is referred to as "The Stiletto in the Ghetto".

1. you get discounts on post for being "the most Irish looking American girl I have ever seen."